The best part of today is that the Eagles are still in the playoffs after kicking the Giants behind! No fair weather fan am I – bleeding green all the way. And that ain’t the only green I was bleeding today.

Neiman’s, Burberry and Nordstrom, me and my daughter out today doing our thing, something has to go back. Well that is once I receive that bustier in the mail then I’ll know for sure what I’m wearing Thursday night. 

And if all that wasn’t enough for a migraine, my daughter, the fashionista that she was trying on a pair of $300 jeans in Neiman’s and ripped them so bad she had to tell the sales lady who simply said they were probably dry rotted. Had to have been because my duaghter butt is not that big. She must’ve been as stressed as I because she next dropped a whole pizza on herself. Tsk, tsk the wonders of shopping the Brenda and Kelisha way.

I think the menu is set or at least it better be or my girlfriends are going to choke me for trying to feed the entire Liberty Place when what I’m supposed to be doing is making money not spending it. Oh well they should know me by now.

However my biggest problem is this xtra tit I’ve got growing on my chest. Why does a pimple always show up at the most inappropriate times and why do they have to be so damn big. Anyway that’s just mother natures way of playing jokes on you but I’ll live with it or maybe just make a quick visit to a plastic surgeon.

I’m 7 days away from launching my 4th novel and I’m stressed out. I have a milion thoughts in my head about what I should’ve done, should’ve written and even worse is that I’m tripping that nobody will show up.

The party is next Thursday, Jan 11th and by then I’ll surely be a basket case. My friends pay me no attention as they say I act like this at the launch of every book and my daughter just wants to know when we’re going to Neiman’s for an outfit. My son, well he says he’s bringing 40 people.

Whatever the case may be I just sent out the email blast so stay tuned cause I’m gonna include you in on the countdown.